OK, The Gal In The Cow Suit Really Does Have Impressive Moves!

“Vaca dançando no mercado”

Since digging into the New Year and getting a better sense of how the media represents dance I’m seeing an awful lot of really lame videos of some celebrity twitching for 4 beats on the dance floor or some 2-second sight gag being presented as the most awesome dance experience ever.

I should put that last part in all caps to match the manipulative hysteria designed to get a few more clicks.

That said, the above video of a Mexican supermarket promo cow goes far beyond a single bar of steps to put on a performance that makes me wonder how long somebody could keep that up!

Clyde F. Smith

DanceLand founder Clyde F. Smith has a PhD in Cultural Studies from OSU and performs improvisational dance in Working Sessions.